10/12/2023 0 Comments Thoughts From the Cake ClubOh so warmest of welcomes to the Club posting. We've been a club, quietly, without needing to brandish any kind of bravado until most recently. See we had an unscheduled visitor that was so vile, cruel and mean that I lost my damn mind, the sherrif came and then I got some much needed mental health help and assistance. So were it not for our "friend" who really didn't come in Peace at all, but rather she sought to tear me down to pieces. We have court. There's lawyers, the DA and even a local judge is familiar with our names and faces. Why are we in court? Because the day she arrived, she let me know she's been actively stalking me, the Cake Club and the farm for YEARS!!! Passive stalking is reserved for the internet, newspapers and word of mouth. Nah, this bih was HERE, at me HOUSE when I wasn't even home. And she's been HERE for YEARS!!! WTFF.... *enhances calm* so you see why I needed her PILOT face before this local judge. So he could see for himself WHO was the bigger threat. Me or HER? So yes, my stalking stalker is having her day in court. Huzzah. May the stalking forever be a part of the legal record. So that's why we're louder as a club. Because someone wanted to play hardball, so we participated. Dear Guy, No, I will not bake you a cake for this weekend. I realize your new to baking but cakes need infinitely more time than you're allowing the baking process to begin. And because you thought "Monday" to "Friday" was ONE WEEK and you thought you could casually order a 7 LAYER CAKE on Monday afternoon to "swing by" on Friday to pick it up. Nope. SON that's not how baking works. I encourage you to take some classes. Fuck around, find out. Learn about baking so that you can illicit from your soul a modicum of humility in the face an experienced baker who is laughing hysterically at your request. Had I the chutzpah, I would have played your silly pandering message for the internet to enjoy for decades to come. Instead, your request dies in this little read blog of the one of the absolute best bakeries Door County has ever seen my eager to eat cake friend. So gather your wits about you, quit being naive and foolish, you really do look like a rube making such banal requests . Oh and I know you called me last. Next time, call me first. And call me again the next day and call ahead two weeks ahead of time. I probably haven't checked my voicemail because HONESTLY dear, I'm screening your "type" out of my rotation now. See? I don't need your business. You weren't here at the building phase, you're a temporary person just passing through. So as you pass through my lovely county you are so eager to visit, I have one thing to say to you. PICK UP YOUR TRASH |
Paul & Mari ShieldsEstablished in January 2018, Cloverleaf Farm is the combined vision of Paul & Mari Shields. Both retired from successful careers on the East coast after buying the farm in 2017. Paul managed the Baltimore plant for Fleischmann's Vinegar. Mari managed the Sunoco at the Delaware Welcome center. They have combined their gifts, talents and experience to bring you a quality bakery experience in southern door county. The are pledged to honoring the heritage and traditions of door county, her residents and visitors by bringing the finest quality and sweetest tasting treats the world has ever known. Archives
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